its been 12 years since shrek came out and im still having trouble coping with the fact that donkey fucked a dragon
from zero to internet explorer how ignored do you feel
white pencil crayon.
Terms and Conditions.
Warning label on cookie dough packages.
“You must be 18 or older” webpage warnings
First piece of bread in a loaf.
Suggested serving size
i wonder what it’s like to like date someone and know their family and go over their house whenever you want and sleep over whenever you want and what it’s like to have their family absolutely love you as if you were their own and just yeah what’s that like.
i just wonder what it’s like to date someone
what do you feel when there is no coffee
i lost two followers
what the fuck this is comedy gold
you learnt the word “miscellaneous” from the sims and don’t even lie
No, I learned how to spell it from the same place I learned how to spell learned;
GET OFF YOUR HIGH FUCKING EMBOLDENED AND ITALICIZED HORSE LEARNT IS FUCKING BRITISH ENGLISH
the best arguments start with “GET OFF YOUR HIGH FUCKING EMBOLDENED AND ITALICIZED HORSE”
god bless the brits
here’s the real bitch list
- the guy who killed bambi’s mom
- the barracuda that ate nemo’s mom
The three things I hate the most are irony, cliffhangers, and
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